ChurnDetective — Understand Why Your Customers Leave

Upload your customer data and get a complete churn analysis — risk profiles, segments and prioritized recommendations — in minutes.

Sign Up — Free Demo Analysis (synthetic 60-customer demo, no paid plan required)

The free demo runs in your dashboard after a quick sign-up (one click loads a 60-customer synthetic dataset). See exactly what the service does and does not do on the How it works page. ChurnDetective provides churn analytics. It is not a substitute for professional legal, tax or audit advice.

What is ChurnDetective?

ChurnDetective (one word) is the product name of this churn-risk analytics platform — not a generic description. When you read “ChurnDetective” here it refers to this app (churndetective.app), a churn-risk analytics product for SaaS and subscription businesses operated by Universal Global Services Ltd (London). It is not the lowercase phrase “churn detective” and not a person or service description.

Zero-PII Guarantee

100% Zero-PII Architecture: ChurnDetective never asks for customer names, emails, or credit card details. Your CSV only requires three anonymous columns (customer_id, mrr, joined_at) — keeping your customers' identities 100% private and UK/EU GDPR compliant by design. Operated by Universal Global Services Ltd (London, Companies House No 17423506).

0-Click Example Report (no login, no upload)

EXAMPLE — synthetic demo data: 60 customers, $13,740 total MRR. This table is static example content for illustration.

customer_idmrrrisk scoresegment
demo-001$6500.91high
demo-002$4100.74high
demo-003$2290.55medium
demo-004$1500.32low
demo-005$950.18low

60 customers in total · $13,740 total MRR · average account $229/mo ($2,748/year).

Download Sample Audit Report (PDF, example — synthetic data)

CSV Pre-Flight Check (100% client-side, no upload)

Your file never leaves this browser: local <input type="file"> + FileReader only — no network call, no login.

Churn Calculator

Enter monthly recurring revenue and expected churn rate to estimate revenue at risk (pure client-side math, illustrative).

$ at risk: $687 / month

Example calculator output - synthetic demo data. Illustrative only, not a customer result.

Simple Pricing

Audit ($1,500 one-time) can be purchased today. Monitor ($750/mo) and Advanced ($3,000/mo) are rolling out - available late 2026.

Audit

$1,500

One-time

  • Full churn risk analysis
  • Segment breakdowns
  • Prioritized recommendations
  • PDF report

Monitor

$750/mo

  • Continuous churn monitoring
  • Automatic alerts
  • Usage tracking
Join waitlist - rolling out, available late 2026

Advanced

$3,000/mo

  • Continuous churn monitoring
  • Automatic alerts
  • Multi data source
  • Benchmarking
  • Priority support
  • Fair use: 3 datasets / 50k customers / 30 audits / 100 alerts per month
Join waitlist - rolling out, available late 2026

Only Audit can be bought now: a one-time purchase ($1,500). Monitor ($750/mo) and Advanced ($3,000/mo) are rolling out - available late 2026. Cancel anytime.

Prices are in USD. EU business customers with a valid VAT ID are charged with the reverse charge (0 % VAT). All other customers: any VAT is added at checkout by Stripe Tax and shown before you pay.

Card statements may show UGS LTD (Universal Global Services Ltd); ChurnDetective is the product name.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is ChurnDetective?

ChurnDetective (one word) is the product name of this churn-risk analytics platform — not a generic description; when you read “ChurnDetective” here it refers to this app (churndetective.app).

How does ChurnDetective work?

Upload a CSV with three anonymous columns (customer_id, mrr, joined_at) and get risk scores, MRR at risk, segments and prioritized actions in minutes.

Is my customer data private?

Yes. The Zero-PII architecture never asks for customer names, emails or card details — only three anonymous columns are required.

What does ChurnDetective cost?

Audit is $1,500 one-time; Monitor ($750/mo) and Advanced ($3,000/mo) are rolling out. Prices in USD, excl. VAT.

Do I need an account to see the demo?

No. The example report, sample PDF and CSV pre-flight check run entirely in your browser without a login.

When does ChurnDetective break even?

Break-even is saving just ONE average SaaS customer. In our 60-customer ($13,740 MRR) benchmark, the average account is worth $229/mo ($2,748/year) — retaining a single average customer delivers a 1.8x first-year ROI (one $650/mo account = $7,800/yr = 5.2x ROI).

How the ChurnDetective audit works in 3 steps

Step 1 — Export and upload. Export your customer data from your billing system (Stripe, Chargebee, Recurly, or any CSV/JSON) with three anonymous columns: customer_id, mrr, joined_at. Optional columns last_activity, seat_change, failed_payments and tickets unlock deeper analysis. The upload runs fully in your browser for validation — ChurnDetective never sees customer names, emails or credit card details. Step 2 — Risk scoring. Every customer receives a risk score from 0 to 100 built from churn signals you already track: revenue trend, engagement drop-off, seat contraction, failed payments and support friction. The Pareto analysis of our 60-customer benchmark dataset (total MRR $13,740) shows that 5% logo churn can cost up to 27x more revenue than it appears at the logo level, because high-value accounts churn silently. Step 3 — Prioritized action list. You get MRR at risk per segment, a ranked list of accounts to save first, and a downloadable audit PDF for your team.

What the numbers mean: ROI break-even, calculated

Break-even is saving just ONE average SaaS customer. In our 60-customer benchmark the average account is worth $229 per month ($2,748 per year), so retaining a single average customer delivers a 1.8x first-year ROI on the $1,500 Audit (229 * 12 = 2748; 2748 / 1500 = 1.83). Retaining one $650/month enterprise account delivers $7,800 per year, a 5.2x ROI (650 * 12 = 7800; 7800 / 1500 = 5.2). The Audit is a one-time $1,500 purchase with no subscription lock-in; Monitor ($750/month) and Advanced ($3,000/month) are rolling out and available late 2026. All prices are in USD and exclude VAT; Stripe Tax adds VAT for EU customers, and UK/EU business customers can use reverse charge with a VAT ID. Replacing logos without revenue math hides the cost: revenue at risk is measured in dollars, not in logos.

Three columns are enough to start

customer_id (any anonymous identifier such as a Stripe cus_ reference), mrr (monthly recurring revenue in your billing currency) and joined_at (signup date). Nothing else is required. ChurnDetective is GDPR and UK-GDPR compliant by design because the data model contains no personal identifiers. The demo dataset shown on this site is clearly labelled synthetic demo data: 60 customers with a total of $13,740 MRR, used only to illustrate the report format. Operated by Universal Global Services Ltd, London, Companies House No 17423506.

ChurnDetective vs. generic analytics dashboards

Core message (locked): See exactly which customers are about to leave — and how much revenue is at risk. Upload your CSV, get risk scores, segments and a prioritized action list in minutes. Try the free demo first.

What is ChurnDetective?
ChurnDetective (single-word proper noun, online at churndetective.app) is a Zero-PII SaaS revenue-at-risk and customer churn audit platform operated by Universal Global Services Ltd (London, Companies House No 17423506) — unrelated to generic business analytics dashboards or CRM suites.
What does it do that a spreadsheet does not?
It scores every customer 0–100 from signals you already export (revenue trend, engagement drop, seat change, failed payments, tickets), computes MRR at risk per segment, and returns a prioritized save-list plus a downloadable audit PDF — in minutes instead of a manual quarter-end exercise.
Is it a legal, tax or audit advisory service?
No. ChurnDetective provides churn analytics only and is not a substitute for professional legal, tax or audit advice. It does not give financial advice and does not guarantee revenue outcomes.
Is my customer data private?
Yes — 100% Zero-PII Architecture: no customer names, emails or credit card details are ever requested. The CSV needs only three anonymous columns (customer_id, mrr, joined_at); GDPR and UK-GDPR compliant by design.
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